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Ross Hornby: Calendar 2014

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trxitor:

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..so a camel and a llama bred together will produce a bed?

I SPEAK SPANISH AND TOOK ME TIME TO GET THE PUN

Cama = bed in Spanish :)

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..so a camel and a llama bred together will produce a bed?

I SPEAK SPANISH AND TOOK ME TIME TO GET THE PUN

Cama = bed in Spanish :)

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im so sorry but will being an investigative reporter (i think thats what you said he was in the first response?) and somehow ending up being parvs bitch is actually my favorite thing right now. Oh! Or, strife could be in prison himself for insurance fraude (or something business related like that) and is his bitch that way. the difference between those two is that the guards dont need to drag him out of parvs grip in the second one uh oh he got an owner (right word idk?) now and collars and all

blackrain707:

speakington:

blackrain707:

speakington:

I can’t remember what I first said for Strife cause I wasn’t sure. Not everyone can be a serial killer cause then…there isn’t a lot of variety and then I figured Strife would be good for a prosecutor. BUT PARV’S BITCH IS A THING OK. Though I can totally see Strife in prison for fraud. That seems like a thing. 
EVEN BETTER he’s in prison for something he “didn’t do” as he keeps repeating (But it’s like…legit, it wasn’t his fault. One of his co-workers/friends pinned the blame on him). 

Lol idk if owner is the right word for it, but pretty much. (cause i havent been to prison so idk lol;;) And Parv is like
"Oh, I’ll protect you sweet little Willy~ I won’t let all those big mean bad men force you to do things in the showers against your will~"
"But you’re forcing me into something against my wi—"
"Sh sh sh sh sh ssssshhhhh~ Devil in the details, sweetness. Devil in the details."

oh my goddddd sips committing a crime relating to business (his coke branch) and strife getting the prison time for it

and strifes all terrified even though hes a big ceo because murderers rapists and arsonists are in the same prison as him and he gets put in with parv and is relieved at first cause parv seems pretty normal until he asks why parvs in here and parv just smirks and ‘psycopathic cult leading isn’t well liked in the real world apperently’

strifes just like shit im fucked now but parv seems really nice and everything until they get ready for showers and he nearly gets attacked by some of the bigger guys thatve been there for a few years (cause lets face it; ceos arent very muscular and hes pretty short little bby) and parv just goes made and attacks them, leaving them all on their needs clutching their groins in pain and parv just walks over to strife, puts his arms around his waist (keep in mind they /are/ naked/ and hisses ‘mine' and walks them off to another part of the bathroom

no one fucks with them after that, but now strife has to deal with being parvs little bitch (which admitedly isn’t terrible but the guy is kinda rough) but he is very caring and loves coddling him and love bites/markings with his knife (which he somehow has in prison???) like carvings but theyre not insanely deep or infected thankfully but everyone knows dont touch the blond guy or youll get fucked by the crazy man

oh my god this ran away from me but i really like this idea so much please forgive me >-< (also that last part you said is so perfect about parv protecting him from everyone but himself ahh)

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER. YES.

Also it would be interesting for Strife at first just cause in prison it’s highly segregated. Like..he isn’t of colour or a…neo-nazi..kinda deal or part of a specific group. He’s a loner and that makes him such an easy target since there is no one else there to protect him.

UNTIL THE MAGNIFICENT PARV APPEARS!

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Sort of…

oh my GOD this is beautiful

id like to think the first few weeks hes there he sits by himself/avoids others because hes scared (even though he tries not to show it) and the higher ranking prisoners take advantage of that (bully/harrassing him or even being more sexual the more confident they get he wont fight back very well) like sitting with him during lunch and making comments on how scrawny he is/taking some of his food/pushing him around and stuff then the shower thing goes on and its not until one of those shower things that parv finally notices whats going on and gets so angry at these men taking advantage of and abusing his poor wittle strifeykins that he attacks them and they finally back off of strife. parvll sit with him during lunch and shower near him to make sure others cant hurt him (also they sexy times instead maybe in the shower. possible voyeurism parvis?) and the markings and closeness in public and all that good stuff

so at least strifes not getting harrassed by these terrifying men, but he does have to deal with a crazy parvis.

also that picture is making me grin like crazy vbecause of their faces oh good lord poor strife x)

yogheadcanons:

Ooooh you can see the two shades of green in the gradient~ 
- Mod Lysander

yogheadcanons:

Ooooh you can see the two shades of green in the gradient~ 

- Mod Lysander

  #two shades of green? pfft not for me there aint  
yogheadcanons:

Oh hey, this is a pretty smart canon!
- Mod Lysander

yogheadcanons:

Oh hey, this is a pretty smart canon!

- Mod Lysander

yogheadcanons:

I spent five minutes staring at the word disguised because I thought it was spelt wrong…
- Mod Lysander

yogheadcanons:

I spent five minutes staring at the word disguised because I thought it was spelt wrong…

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Ridgecoffee Commission

mioandlily:

So this was a commission I made for my friend. Her lose prompt was a RidgexLalna story and Lalna being  teleported away to Ridge. THe idea at the end was a 4am decision that I liked and kept.

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One Last Visit

atomjenkins:

um so hey i write things sometimes so here is one of those things

Pairings:inthelittledream

Summary:This is a story about a boy and a girl. One day the boy is taken by the spirits of the forest and the girl is left all alone. Now she once more ventures into the forest in order to find him.

Read it on FanFiction.Net: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10590297/1/One-Last-Visit

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I have never seen a Inthelittledream fic before and this has me BAWLING

  #fav fic    #fav fanfic  
mwolf0epsilon:

A sort of collab with actualtrottimus!He sketched this lovely picture and I inked and colored it!Here we have Ross giving Lil’Smiffy a little smooch. Maybe it’s a goodnight kiss, the sort parents give to little children when they’re really small so they sleep better.Baby Slime Alsmiffy and Daddy Hornby are some of the cutest headcanons! I find them quite humorous and adorable.

mwolf0epsilon:

A sort of collab with actualtrottimus!
He sketched this lovely picture and I inked and colored it!

Here we have Ross giving Lil’Smiffy a little smooch.
Maybe it’s a goodnight kiss, the sort parents give to little children when they’re really small so they sleep better.
Baby Slime Alsmiffy and Daddy Hornby are some of the cutest headcanons! I find them quite humorous and adorable.

but what about Smiff splitting himself into a bunch of tiny Smiffs and the AoT theme starts playing when Ross enters a room

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actualtrottimus:

ross walks in completely wasted (just got back from partyin’ w sips and sjin), kicks the cd player and starts shouting “THAT WEEABOO SHIT WILL NOT BE TOLERATED IN THIS HOUSEHOLD YOUNG MAN”

so like when Alsmiffy divides he still only has one suit so there'd be a dozen naked copies and the original in the suit omg

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actualtrottimus:

YEAH EXACTLY

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fatswaggin:

Found this in a bathroom at my college. A lot of guys had eating disorders in football and wrestling at my school and even in the rec league. I remember guys taking laxatives before weigh ins even.

Male eating disorder awareness ~

Wrestling is infamous for that kind of shit. It’s one of the reasons my brother left the sport— his coaches were ENCOURAGING him to engage in unsafe behavior.

I’ve seen a lot of it the other way round, especially in rugby, I know several men who were encouraged to go to unsafe measures to gain weight.

Yes. ^^^ The masculinization of eating disorders. I knew some wrestling guys back in high school - it became this competition as to who could lose then keep of their weight the best. The guys would have competitions to see who could go the longest without eating, and if you lost, of course, you were a “pussy”
Thankfully a suspension went on while they reviewed these practices that were of course encouraged by the coaches.

feminishblog:

sugaredvenom:

mattreadsthings:


fatswaggin
:

Found this in a bathroom at my college. A lot of guys had eating disorders in football and wrestling at my school and even in the rec league. I remember guys taking laxatives before weigh ins even.

Male eating disorder awareness ~

Wrestling is infamous for that kind of shit. It’s one of the reasons my brother left the sport— his coaches were ENCOURAGING him to engage in unsafe behavior.

I’ve seen a lot of it the other way round, especially in rugby, I know several men who were encouraged to go to unsafe measures to gain weight.

Yes. ^^^ The masculinization of eating disorders. I knew some wrestling guys back in high school - it became this competition as to who could lose then keep of their weight the best. The guys would have competitions to see who could go the longest without eating, and if you lost, of course, you were a “pussy”

Thankfully a suspension went on while they reviewed these practices that were of course encouraged by the coaches.

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